FRAUDULENT RELIGIOUS RELICS
Scientists have revealed after studies, that the bones of St. Joan of
Arc
the warmongering French peasant girl, may be those of a domestic cat.
Catholic pilgrims since the 19th century have traveled to Chinon,
western
France
To pay homage to the remains of the girl who was burnt at the stake by
the
British as a witch in 1431.
She had claimed she had heard gods voice telling her to kill the
British, in
the same way that George Bush and Tony Blair claimed that god told them
to
go kill Muslims.
The cats bones were possibly from religious medieval fanatics who would
burn
cats as they believed they often accompanied witches on their nocturnal
broomstick rides.
The religious relic section of the Israeli Museum in Jerusalem,
recently
named its head of its antiquities section as the fifth suspect in a
forgery
ring, as Rafael Braun, as confirmed by the Justice Ministry,
Israel now oversees all discoveries in the antiquities fields in the
occupied territories,
And decides which finds to release, which to hold back and which to
forge.
Police claimed two big recent fakes are the burial casket of Jesus
brother
James,
and a stone tablet detailing work on the Jewish temple with misleading
dates.
Many of the recent suspect papyri have come through these sources, and
are
intended to re-write Christianities history to be more favourable to
Jews.
Religious documentation in Britain regarding the Church and state
connection, are to be reviewed this year under changes which may bring
future separation.
A recent Guardian poll said 82% of people polled said religion was a
major
cause of conflict, many felt the U.S A was behind the engineered Sunni
versus Shia war in Iraq.
To take the heat of U S forces.
The British Guy Fawkes celebrations on bonfire night are now seen as
politically incorrect,
And a recent telephone poll of 1000 people suggested no one knew who
Guy
Fawkes was, and one reply from a Muslim school thought it was an anti
homosexual ritual,
called the burning of the “Gay Fox”
Other suggestions included burning a Tony Blair effigy in a replacement
ceremony entitled ; “ Arsoles Night” however 14% of the public still
believe
that politicians tell the truth, 7% said fairies could exist at the
bottom
of the garden, and Saddham Hussein really was a threat with weapons of
mass
destruction that could be released in 45 minutes, surprisingly British
politician John Prescott actually spoke for the people here,
while Margaret Beckett who stood in for Tony Blair as spokesman for the
Saddham murder, was told her appearance was a breach of
the dangerous dogs act.
T Stokes
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